Jersey #: 16
Position(s): P
Bats: R  Throws: R
Hometown: Billings, MT
Profile: Kirk was the most popular person in Somholt, Austria for a short period of time. Strangely enough he literally fell into this fame when he tripped over an ancient artifact - a toilet from the 1st century. The toilet would become known as the Somholt Abode after it was found that Josef Alritythen, from Somholt, Austria, was the toilet's designer.